I'd have my secretary do it, but she's dead.

 

Today, May 31st

Is my one year McAnniversary. I’m so unreasonably sad about this.

LOOOVIN’ IS OUR HONOR

LOOOVIN’ IS OUR ALL

LOOOVE GOES ON FOREVER

YEAH LOOOVE IT IS OUR HOME WHOAOOOOA YEAH

THAT’S WHAT’S UP

There is a moldy, rotten banana next to a seemingly ripe and perfectly good orange on a plate in the break room at work. I don’t get it.